Rachel Corrie

Whenever Rachel Corrie went down town,
The people on the pavement looked at her:
She was an idiot from sole to crown,
Jew-Hating scumbag to be sure.

And she has always violently protested,
And she was always burning flags as she talked;
But still she fluttered pulses when she said,
"Kill Jews" and she glittered when she walked.

And she was rich - yes, richer than a king -
A spoiled white trash girl in all her grace.
In fine we thought that she was everything
To make us thank we weren't in her place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Rachel Corrie, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a DOZER through her head.

For those who didn't realise, this is a parody over Edwin Arlington Robinson's "Richard Cory".